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          To be on the Safe Side 保证没走错

          时间:2017-12-09 00:16 点击:

          In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and es out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:

          Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was ing out a moment a?

          Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all.

          Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row.

           

          在一家电影院里,一名观众在演出期间站了起来,沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。几分钟后,他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道:

          对不起,请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗?

          是的,不过没什么关系,一点也不疼。

          噢,不,我不是这个意思。我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位?#21360;?/p>

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